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North & South of the Vindhya hills
Lies a great divide, folks with different skills
But Sushma here is an unusual one
She's Southie smarts + Northie fun

She'll shoot straight from the hip
And watch you as you burst & rip
So you better know your stuff
Coz she is smart and she is tough

But if you want her in your palm
Use her very favorite balm
Take her out for shopping
Buy her ice-cream as the topping

Now she has an eccentricity or two
Like the only man she'd like to have her woo
Is the Hon'ble Prime Minister, no less
An electrifying (& frightening) combo, must confess

But while the PM prefers saffron, 'tis said
She believes in shades of pink and red
Tresses of burgundy, like a halo of sass
A red bull per day, she's one energetic lass

And if you really wanna tone her down
I'll tell you how, don't you frown
Just go upto her, sweetly whisper 'Others'
Then watch how she shrieks, shivers & shudders

Now as we end our long discourse
Must mention her movie choices, they can be rather coarse
Bhojpuri being the lingua franca
But as far as DumbC goes, she's a WWII tanker

So here we are, at the end of this piece
And I hope this is quite enough grease
To get results that are green & green
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